Tuesday to Friday, 5pm to 10pm

Saturday and Sunday, 1pm-10pm

Closed Mondays

You must be out of your mind if you think our Karens didn't absolutely relish the chance to write some rules down!

As well as OHS rules applying, we want people to leave with a smile on their face, so any type of discrimination will not be tolerated.

This means:

1. No Racist, Homophobic or Ableist comments

2. No body image/body shaming comments

3. Do not touch our staff or other diners

4. No aggressive behaviour or threats

5. No sexual remarks/flashing at our team or other diners

6. No throwing food or drinks

7. No vandalism - you break it, you pay for it!

8. No C*** word - it isn’t funny!

IT’S JUST BANTER, WE ARE ACTORS, SO SUCK IT UP!

These rules also apply to your little brats - please ensure they follow all the above too. We are not a day care centre.

EVEN THOUGH THIS IS KAREN’S DINER, SAFETY RULES STILL APPLY. WE ARE A FUNCTIONING RESTAURANT SO DO NOT INTERFERE WITH HOSPITALITY PROCESSES.

Breaking these rules will result in you being asked to pay the bill, leave the venue immediately and being banned from returning. You may also be charged for any damage occurred.

So don't be a prick.

Yep, see the menu for food descriptions.

Yep, see the menu for food descriptions.

At Karen's we require under 14s to be accompanied by a parent or guardian for our lunch service, while under 16s must be with a parent or guardian for dinner! Please note that language may be offensive and inappropriate - we do encourage anyone under 18 years to attend prior to 5pm.

What is this? The 1800s? No, card only!

Oh, most definitely. Check out our menu for details of our famous cocktails and shots (as well as beers, ciders and wines).

It's no afternoon tea, that's for sure.

Expect lots of swearing, lots of vulgarity and lot's of R-rated insults!

Basically, if you're a prude, stick to your generic high street chain restaurant for a bland dinner in silence. If you want something a bit extra, come to Karen's!

That being said, we do have some rules in play that you should check out before coming along.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Whether you want to stitch up a mate or are just a masochist who loves being humiliated, we LOVE welcoming birthday parties, hen parties, stag dos and so on. They give us so much material to work with!

If you have any special requests, get in touch at Bookings Karens.